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Plan your weekend with this map of the drunkest states in the U.S.

Based on a new report from the CDC, this map ranks each state based on its percentage of “binge drinkers,” which those lab-coat wearing weenies define as “five or more drinks in a short period of time for men, and four for women.” See how your state stacks up in alcohol consumption, unless you’re from Wisconsin, in which case you are far too drunk to read.

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McProstitute of the Day: A woman was arrested yesterday outside a Burbank McDonald’s and charged with soliciting sexual favors in exchange for Chicken McNuggets.

According to police, LA resident Khadijah Baseer was allegedly spotted opening the car doors of McDonald’s customers stopped at the drive-thru. She would then offer her sexual services to the vehicle’s occupants, requesting chicken nuggets in lieu of cash.

After one prospective john complained to the cops, Baseer was arrested and booked on suspicion of prostitution.

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The Interpipes Are Leaking of the Day: Not sure if you care, but a Canadian production company is preparing to begin pitching an animated series based on Christopher Gordon’s popular Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger video to broadcast and cable networks.

According to an early synopsis, the show, Honey Badger U, will center on Randall, a professor of life sciences at a quirky university who happens to be a honey badger.

Each episode will feature Randall’s signature commentary over footage from nature and science documentaries. Comedian Harland Williams is attached to the project as an executive producer.

“Six Eleven was developing a university-based animated comedy following a professor who thinks he knows more than he really does, and his students, who know even less,” Six Eleven Media’s Kirk Schenck said in a statement. “When Randall’s Honey Badger videos took off last year garnering tens of millions of avid followers around the world, it seemed natural to merge the two concepts.”

While you wait for the show to get picked up you can pick up the brand new Honey Badger Don’t Care book, or one of two new Honey Badger iPhone apps. 

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